# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks
# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks
# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? -
Follow the captain# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he
knew where he was going he replied "off course."
# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.
That's more than can be said for his ship.
# I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and
ready to go down.
# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down
in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.
# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken
cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.
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